The Green Pirate’s Call to Arms

Come one, come all, for the greatest show in the universe! Watch mankind destroy itself and everything else in the process to feed an insatiable oil appetite. Watch society crumble to the music of drilling. ITS FUN! JOIN THE CROWD! DESTROY YOUR WORLD LITTLE BY LITTLE, DAY AFTER DAY!!! YAY!

or wake up. join the resistance. win back our world. join the green pirate.

Earth and her loyal guardians are themselves compelled to see to the safeguarding of their rights and interests, and, with this object, to have recourse to force of arms.